- Zack: And by be more loyal, I mean I'll stop poisoning your coffee.
- Kat: ...
- Zack: You're probably immune to it by now.
- Kat: ...
- Zack: You're welcome. Now you'll be fine if you're ever bitten by a snake.
- Kat: ...You are an asshat.
- Zack: *On the subject of this blog* WE NEED TO ADD MORE SHIT HERE, IT'S NOT UPDATED ENOUGH.
- Kat: I KNOW RIGHT?
- Zack: LIKE MY DEDICATION TO WOMEN.
- Kat: This blog will never be updated again.
- Zack: Who did you mind rape?
- Kat: Everyone.
- Zack: Not me.
- Kat: Everyone important.
- Kat: BURN.
- Zack: ...Ow...My feels...
- Kat: I eat them with toast.
- Zack: DON'T TRY KAT, IT'S TOO LATE TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE.
- Kat: Good. I want you to bleed.
- Zack: AREN'T YOU THE LITTLE HORROR TODAY
- Zack: ROMANTIC IS "MY HEART FLUTTERS EVERYTHING YOU SPEAK IN THAT SOFT SOOTHING VOICE OF YOURS" NOT "I MAKE VOODOO DOLLS OUT OF YOUR HAIR AND EAT THEM SO PART OF YOU CAN BE IN ME"
(Source: house--party--protocol)
- Kat: I love being something that people have to get used to.
- Zack: And what happens when they get used to you? You change?
- Kat: No, because once people are used to me, they're not used to living without me.
- Zack: ......MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT....
- Kat: RIGHT?
- Zack: HALF OF THE WORLD WILL DIE WHEN YOU DO BECAUSE THEY WON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
- Kat: EXACTLY.
